September 20, 2010

Husband Chain Letter

Dear Friend,
This letter was started by a woman like yourself in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just bundle up your husband and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list. Then add your name to the bottom of the list and send a copy of this to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 3,325 men … and some of them are bound to be better than the one you gave up!
Do Not Break This Chain … one woman did and received her own jerk back!
At this writing, a friend of mine had already received 184 men; they buried her yesterday, but it took four undertakers 36 hours to get the smile off of her face.
We’re counting on you,
A. Satisfied Woman


Baby Sister said...

Hahahahaha. That is awesome!!!! Thanks for that Monday morning funny!! :)

Tightwad Mom said...

LOL!!!! I love it!

Snowcatcher said...

That was funny. But I'll keep the one I've got! None better!!!

You might enjoy this one... this picture caused quite a commotion, with women asking, "What socks? I didn't see any socks!!!" Or, "What a beautiful dog!" Or, "I'll buy those socks if he comes with them." Or, "Does he do personal delivery?"

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Ha! I am literally Laughing OUT LOUD!!

heavenisabookstore said...

Hilarious!! Truly not one I've heard.